THE PROBLEM WITH GUYS:
If u TREAT them nicely, u're IN LOVE with them;
If u Don't, they say u're proud.
If u DRESS nicely, he says u're trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u're a Kampung girl.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u're STUBBORN;
If u KEEP QUIET, he says u have no brains.
If u're SMARTER than him, he'll lose his face;
If he's smarter than u, he's GREAT.
If u don't love him, he tries to posses u;
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't MAKE LOVE with him, he says u DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP!
If u tell him ur Problem; he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says u don't trust him.
If u SCOLD him, he will say u are like a NANNY;
If he SCOLDS u, it means he CARE for u.
If u BREAK ur promises, u CANNOT be TRUSTED,
If he BREAKS his promises, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD GIRL;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u DO WELL in ur exams, he says IT'S JUST LUCK;
If he DOES WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL,
If he HURTS u, u are TOO SENSITIVE.
See.. Is it true?
I grabbed it from an email that I received.
