FACTS ABOUT ALL MEN IN THE WORLD

THE PROBLEM WITH GUYS:

If u TREAT them nicely, u're IN LOVE with them;

If u Don't, they say u're proud.

If u DRESS nicely, he says u're trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u're a Kampung girl.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u're STUBBORN;

If u KEEP QUIET, he says u have no brains.

If u're SMARTER than him, he'll lose his face;

If he's smarter than u, he's GREAT.

If u don't love him, he tries to posses u;

If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't MAKE LOVE with him, he says u DON'T LOVE him;

If u DO, he says u are CHEAP!

If u tell him ur Problem; he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says u don't trust him.

If u SCOLD him, he will say u are like a NANNY;

If he SCOLDS u, it means he CARE for u.

If u BREAK ur promises, u CANNOT be TRUSTED,

If he BREAKS his promises, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are a BAD GIRL;

If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If u DO WELL in ur exams, he says IT'S JUST LUCK;

If he DOES WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL,

If he HURTS u, u are TOO SENSITIVE.

See.. Is it true? 

I grabbed it from an email that I received.